Swing Clock

The Swing Clock is a pendulum clock. It doesn't have a pendulum on it, the clock actually does the swinging itself while the hands stay where they are. You can buy one here:

http://http//www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/lights/da8e/?cpg=cj&ref=&CJURL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thinkgeek.com%2Fhomeoffice%2Flights%2Fda8e%2F

Golf Bag Alarm

If somebody keeps stealing your golf clubs while you're trying to take your shot, then you might want this. It's called the Golf Bag Alarm System. This is a little golf ball shaped alarm that will sound when it detects movement. You can buy one here:

http://www.hammacher.com/Product/78362?source=CJ&cm_mmc=CJ-_-2296962-_-2868751-_-Hammacher+Product+Catalog

Water Powered Calculator

If you're one of those nerds that just bought a new calculator since somebody threw yours away into a pool or beach or something with water then you'll want this calculator. The Water Powered Calculator uses three alloys that create electricity when water is put into them. You have to fill up the batteries every two months though. You can buy one here:

http://www.perpetualkid.com/calculator-hydro-power.aspx